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Mandela Effect?

2/19/2017

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            Welcome to 2017.  Wow, how time flies when your nose is to the grindstone!  Yes, we are back at it and have a few new things to delight your ever curious minds.
          There have been several requests of Zen Dope Studio to produce a documentary about the "Mandela Effect".  Truly, this is right up our alley.  It is under serious consideration.  But, we need to mention that copyright laws, as we have regularly explained, allow only small snippets and altered copy of the work of others without committing a legal offense to those individuals.  At this time, we feel that this is a heavy constraint to producing a documentary with material that we have not personally worked on ourselves.  With that said, if we can produce a documentary that is effective under such constraints, we surely might.  Thank you for the requests and we will take it to the front desk!  If anyone else would like to see us do this, send us a quick e-mail and let them pile up on that desk.

           In the meantime, we would like to present a new e-book release, a real cutie too, and the future release of a much more serious work.  The new e-Book available at e-Book outlets and in our store is called "HACK MY AGE" written by Emma Goodhacker.  Great short little tutorial about how to take ten years off your face for the day!  Every day, if you like.  Clever and brief, it looks like these little age appearance hacks work!  Check it out:
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              Lastly, Swan Dive is stepping up to the plate with her own new e-Book "THE SHABBY HUMAN BODY"  due to be released in March 2017.   Swan says, "Just as there is a third choice between taking the red pill or taking the blue pill; the "WHITE" pill, there is a third and impressive choice between Evolutionism and Creationism and the proof is in the Human Body.  Semi-Intelligent design! 
               This one looks to be a real mind-turner.  So stay tuned to the blog for the release announcement.
               
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Pat Sypult
12/4/2018 06:18:58 pm

The Mandela Effect Conundrum

The Mandela Effect made E.T. home phone,
and turned my life into the Twilight Zone.
Now I'm driving a Ford with the curly Q.
It's been here a long time. Can that be true?
That pigtail makes no sense to me,
but they say it's recorded in history.
Berenstein had some funny bears.
When the stain appeared, that drew some stares.
Ellis Island had a statue called Liberty,
But she moved to a new locality.
This new Earth is a mystery,
time to learn new history.
Did Forrest say is or did he say was,
the internet is all a buzz.
Chartreuse was red as I recall.
but now it's green and that ain't all.
The stop light had green on top before,
now I see red there and so much more.
J.C Penney has an extra e.
Came from Febreeze, I do believe.
The map of the world is not the same.
Svalbard to me is a brand new name.
New Zealand moved south. That's so lame.
The North Pole is gone. Not that's a shame.
The Mandela Effect is messing with me.
Captain Kirk did say " beam me up Scotty."
The Wizard of Oz was so much fun,
before the Scarecrow got his gun.
People say I'm obsessed, and that might be true,
though I can't believe Hitler's eyes turned blue.
The sun is white and very bright,
I wonder where the moon will be tonight.
The lion stopped lying with the lamb,
the big bad wolf put us in a jam.
Celebrities die and live again,
I just can't see how that's happenin'.
South America shifted to the east they say,
now the Panama Canal goes a different way. .
Australia moved north, what a blunder ,
ain't no way that's the land down under.
Cuba is bigger than it was before,
and the Arctic Ice Cap is no more.
Sally Fields used to be the Flying Nun,
now her s is gone, like my yellow sun.
Tom Cruise lost his shades, and that's ain't right,
I know his shirt used to be white.
Fruit Loops went away one day.
Now Cap'n Crunch is here to stay.
Darth said no, but that can't be,
Luke is what I heard in that movie.
The Monopoly man lost his monocle,
so I have to wonder, where did it go.
Mona Lisa got a name and a smile,
the Thinker moved his hand for a while.
Dolly had braces, that's a fact.
Maybe a flip flop will bring them back.
The Wicked Witch says fly, fly, fly,
when her scary monkeys fill the sky.
If your memories don't match what you see,
you're in the Outer Limits, stuck here with me.
The Mandela Effect took a hold of me,
altered some things in my reality.
Land masses out of place, here and there,
people once deceased, now alive I swear.
Movies I saw many times before,
had altered and shocked me to the core.
Songs I listened to in my youth,
were not the same, that is the truth.
What is this place, what put me here?
I must be strong, not give in to fear.

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